johnny bravo is the only cis character

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+## 2025-09-26 the only cis character
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+johnny bravo is the only cis character.
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+he can look at his reflection and think "damn I'm pretty" without hesitation or qualification. he likes his body. there isn't a single thing he would change.
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+he's not trans. there was an episode where he got TG'd "to teach him a lesson" and his reaction was extremely mild, "well this is inconvenient." no euphoria, no disgust, just... petty annoyance. he even acknowledges that his reflection is "attractive", he knows he'd be hot as a woman, it's just not his preference.
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+and the writers know that this is rare. being "pure cisgender" is his entire schtick. it's funny *because* it's unusual. nobody else looks at their reflection and says "damn I'm pretty".
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+johnny bravo is the *only* cis character.
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+everyone else is queer or in denial.
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