diff --git a/content/characters/fortunes.md b/content/characters/fortunes.md
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+---
+layout: base.njk
+title: Kitty and Bunny Fortune
+subtitle: since they're not related, it'll be ok!
+permalink: /characters/fortunes/
+---
+
+
+
+If you're here, you're in >:3
diff --git a/content/characters.md b/content/characters/index.md
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rename to content/characters/index.md
diff --git a/content/first-time-horny.md b/content/first-time-horny.md
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+---
+layout: base.njk
+title: horny check
+permalink: /first-time-horny/
+---
+
+
+You've requested a page that might have something horny on it. Something R-18. Something not safe for work, even. It's probably just cartoon boobs.
+
+Are you AN ADULT and you WANT TO SEE THAT?
+
+
+
+
+
diff --git a/static/first-time.js b/static/first-time.js
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+/**
+ * first-time.js by Nick "Nycki" Lamicela, 2025.
+ *
+ * A simple script for redirecting the user to a "first time here" page, for example, a nsfw content opt-in page.
+ *
+ * You may use this on your site, with or without attribution.
+ */
+
+const firstTime = {};
+
+/**
+ * Check if the user has opted into this gate. If not, redirect to gate page.
+ *
+ * Usage: in the head of each protected page.
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ */
+
+firstTime.check = function (key='default', href=`/first-time-${key}/`) {
+ const currentSetting = localStorage.getItem(`first-time-${key}`);
+ if (currentSetting === 'granted') {
+ // do nothing
+ return;
+ } else {
+ // redirect to gate
+ const nextPage = window.location;
+ window.location.replace(`${href}?next=${nextPage}`);
+ }
+};
+
+/**
+ * Grant the user access to this gate.
+ *
+ * Usage: on the gate page.
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ */
+firstTime.grant = function (key='default') {
+ // save preference
+ localStorage.setItem(`first-time-${key}`, 'granted');
+
+ // redirect back to original page
+ let nextPage = '/';
+ const queries = (window.location.search || '').slice(1).split('&');
+ for (const query of queries) {
+ const [k, v] = query.split('=', 2);
+ if (k == 'next') {
+ nextPage = v;
+ }
+ }
+ window.location.replace(nextPage);
+};
+
+/**
+ * "No thanks" button for leaving a gate.
+ *
+ * Optional: on the gate page, after the consent button.
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ */
+firstTime.leave = function (href='/') {
+ window.location.replace(href);
+};
+
+/**
+ * "Clear settings" button for resetting a gate.
+ *
+ * Optional: on the gate page.
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ *
+ */
+firstTime.clear = function (key='default') {
+ localStorage.removeItem(`first-time-${key}`);
+};